As a social media professional, I see a lot of humans getting frisky with all caps. Knock it the fuck off PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!! Unless one of these situations arises, of course:

1. When you figure out your crush’s poop schedule at work

2. If someone a friend has hooked up with has got sups fat

3. You remember a phrase from your past that you can then seamlessly work into conversation – NO BITCHASSNESS.

4. Engagement announcements

5. When trolling someone complaining on Facebook. More trolling please.

6. If you’re an architect and/or mad talented with AutoCAD

7. You’re using OMFG or LOL when sending a photo of a friend that tried a new fashion look and failed miserably