I had the same phone number as a pimp for a while. Here are a few messages I received.

Analyzing the various fashionable and not so fashionable ways gangsters conceal their identity while bragging about drugs.

There are really only seven times in adult life when hitting CAPS LOCK is acceptable.

Blue Footed Boobies. Great Tits. Goodness gracious. Bird scientists are more obsessed with boobs than any other scientists.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you feeling super empowered?