Am I Supposed to Work During This?
It’s hard to concentrate during a coup attempt. A hashtag strategy loses its #pizazz when Twitter kicks off the president. …
What it’s Like Watching “Joker” after your Football Team Loses as a 30.5 Favorite to Illinois
Seeing “Joker” after Wisconsin lost to Illinois was brutally perfect. A recap in GIFs.
How can you run a marathon when there are so many problems with the human race?
Hello, marathoner. What are you running from? Facing all of the problems in today’s society for one thing, but what …
Jersey Mike is Trying to Steal my Wife
My wife Ashley is obsessed with Jersey Mike. She visits him at least three times per week. Recently, as I …
Can Apple Orchards Save Michigan Fans’ Humanity?
Michigan fans need to take a long look at their Shinolas.
Our College Intramural Team Would Beat the Warriors (at their peak)
The Warriors dynasty wouldn’t stand a chance against our college intramural team.
Why Did We Post These Photos? A Scroll Back to Early Instagram
Early Instagram photos are simply delightful.